Ten other benefits of the unemployed life:

I am one fake tan and crotch shot away from being as jobless as this one.

I am one fake tan and crotch shot away from being as jobless as this one.

1) Never having to shower.

2) Or get dressed.

3) Forgetting what a morning alarm sounds like.

4) Or the taste of coffee.

5) Not really comprehending what “morning” means anymore, except on a purely conceptual level.

6) Regis and Kelly.

7) Learning how to get free drinks at bars while still maintaining your integrity. (“I am, er, a blogger.”)

8 ) So much free time to find out who Jon Gosselin is.

9) Watching reruns of Jon & Kate Plus 8.

10) Developing a horrible obsession with trashy reality TV.

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3 thoughts on “Ten other benefits of the unemployed life:

  1. #11) Watching daytime court shows and then feeling like you know the law after just thirty minutes of Judge Joe Brown.

    #12) Price is Right – I can now give you the retail price of cat food and ovaltine (or at least if the price is lower or higher, to win a car).

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