1) Never having to shower.
2) Or get dressed.
3) Forgetting what a morning alarm sounds like.
4) Or the taste of coffee.
5) Not really comprehending what “morning” means anymore, except on a purely conceptual level.
6) Regis and Kelly.
7) Learning how to get free drinks at bars while still maintaining your integrity. (“I am, er, a blogger.”)
8 ) So much free time to find out who Jon Gosselin is.
9) Watching reruns of Jon & Kate Plus 8.
10) Developing a horrible obsession with trashy reality TV.