“You should try to be a prostitute.”

-former high school friend.  (Fun fact: I was valedictorian!)

Good to know everyone is looking out. Though I’m not sure how I could spin my knowledge of Russian lit in the bedroom.

Oh wait.

Oh wait.

There's this.

And this.

And this.

I bet I could figure something out.

Still haven’t decided if I will aim for adulterous wife or promiscuous tween. Both, apparently, involve knees.

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