Time reports that Halloween sales will reach a record-breaking $6 billion in 2009, up 4.2% from last year. And McDonalds has posted a nearly 6% gain in third-quarter profit and its shares rose 2% last week. Based on these stats alone, dressing like dead celebrity sluts and greasy fries always persevere.
I’ve never been prouder to be an American.
Also, I think my Halloween costume has been decided for me.