Major: B.S. in Electrical Engineering (Cornell), M.S. in Information Technology (Carnegie Mellon)
What I would have majored in 4 years ago had I known the economy was going to hell: Culinary Arts. So I would make the perfect house husband for rich white women. Or I should have listened to mom and become a doctor.
Why I decided to waste $160K $200K on an Ivy League education:: To impress rich white women
Current City of Residence: En route to New York City
Ideal City of Residence: I love the mix of mountains and beaches in Los Angeles. But the nice parts (Santa Monica) are pretty damn expensive. I can’t imagine anywhere in Hawaii sucking.
Current job: Taking care of the dog. Reading/self studying (that seems to be what I’m best at)
Dream job: Actuary, quant at a hedge fund, SAS programmer. I know, all have almost nothing related to my majors.
Resume claim to fame: All the white girls I tutored in my math and physics classes.
Greatest achievement I don’t like to talk about on interviews: Crazy parallel parking skills.