What I would’ve majored in 4 years ago had I known the economy was going to hell: Engineering… with a minor in “How to find social value in an i-banking job so you can make some mo-nay”
Why I decided to waste $160K $200K on an Ivy League education: Because I didn’t… My grants and scholarships did. ZING!
Current City of Residence: Yonkers, NY
Ideal City of Residence: Manhattan, NY… with the weather of Los Angeles, LA
Current job: Counter worker at Balthazar Bakery in SoHo.
Dream job: Ari Gold, minus the insensitivity and propensity to exercise his healthy lungs. And his love-fake-hate relationship with Asians and the gay community.
Resume claim to fame: Working amongst the publicists of too many Oscar winning actors and popular culture icons to count.
Greatest achievement I don’t like to talk about on interviews: I won $50,000 on an academic Apprentice-style reality show (it was much nicer, don’t worry) when I was 17.