Every week, I bribe my friends to sell themselves on this blog.
Looking for a patron.
What I would have majored in 4 years ago had I known the economy was going to hell: English. I never really wanted to be employable. The recession just helped out.
Why I decided to waste $160K on an Ivy League education: I think it was more than that…
Current City of Residence: Oh man… This is the hardest question on the test. I actually don’t have a residence right now. [Editor’s note: Sam is not homeless. Last I heard, he has embarked on a colossal road trip!]
Ideal City of Residence: New York
Current job: Writing cover letters.
Dream job: I would love to have a patron.
Resume claim to fame: I’m actually wicked good at Excel unlike all you goddamn liars.
Greatest achievement I don’t like to talk about on interviews: I once was ranked the 37th best Tetris player in New York City.
If you would like to be featured in the weekly Hire My Friend column or know someone who would, holla.