Step one in how American kids learn French during study abroad.
Name: Gowri
Major: Comparative Literature, French and English
What I would’ve majored in 4 years ago had I known the economy was going to hell: Pre-med like all the other Indians
Why I decided to waste $160K $200K on an Ivy League education: To earn my ticket into the upper crust intelligentsia
Current City of Residence: Denver
Ideal City of Residence: I like Denver. I love the mountains. Sometimes though, in fits of depression/hopelessness, I want to move to Paris (because everything is better in Europe)
Current job: Working at toll highway
Dream job: Inspirational speaker (this is not meant to be ironic)
Resume claim to fame: A litany of psychology/psychiatry research positions in my delusional pre-med days
Greatest achievement I don’t like to talk about on interviews: Killer BLT
Ivy Leagued and Unemployed 